Sliced Bread 2: Table of Contents
Here's something I've been meaning to do for a long time.
I once wrote a superhero novel. I wrote it in the form of a blog and posted new entries to this blog about four times a week for over a year. I stopped writing it because a) I had come to the end of the story and b) my second son was about to be born and I figured that I could do without a commitment so consistently time-consuming.
Anyway, I didn't have a huge readership, but I did have a readership, and most of them seemed to like it. I wasn't pleased with every part of the thing, but overall I'm proud of having written it. In my mind, it's every bit as much a part of my exploration of superheroes as Legion Abstract is. Originally I posted these entries as "drelser", for verisimilitude, but at some point the authorship got switched to my own name; I forget why that happened. One thing I didn't remember about this story but I notice now that I'm rereading it is how funny I tried to make it.
(I'd like to note that I'm far from the only person to do such a thing. Dave Campbell, who's a bigger noise in the comics blogohedron than I'll ever be, had a similar blog about the Velvet Marauder, and there was also one about a hero named Doc Tesseract. I liked them both.)
So what I want to do here is to post a table of contents for my story, so that if anyone (like, say, me) wants to read it, they'll be able to do so a little more easily than they used to be able to.
Without further comment, I give you Sliced Bread 2, the greatest thing since Sliced Bread. (Please let me know if you find anything wrong with any of these links.)
The first post.
The Midnight Mover.
What Dennis is listening to.
Dennis doesn't understand Greyghost.
The Pioneers and Dennis's brother.
Greyghost's secret identity.
A mysterious package.
Ms. Moxie vs. Scorch.
Dennis explores his surroundings.
Coffee with Erin.
Remember the John Caruthers thing?
Fill a garbage can with strawberry Kool-Aid.
Secrecy is hard.
Dennis is about to get fired.
Mask Wars 1984-1996, Part One.
Dennis is a damn spy over here.
Mask Wars 1984-1996, Part Two.
Mask Wars 1984-1996, Part Three.
5 a.m. bus to Kitica.
Don't throw this out.
Ten Commandments of poker night.
Greyghost vs. the Professionals, in haiku.
In the mood.
Ingrid breaks it down for Dennis.
Answers from Greyghost.
www.superhero-registry.com, Part 2.
Greyghost and Torque vs. Marauder and Fade.
Greyghost vs. Skeletron: a long day.
Curiosity gets the better of Dennis.
The Underhand file.
Broadens the mind.
SPIA meeting, day 1.
SPIA meeting, day 2, part 1.
SPIA meeting, day 2, part 2.
A conversation with Ingrid.
The secret origin of Perseid.
This really did actually happen.
Perseid suits up.
Ron's blessed event.
The one-year mark.
Bob breaks it down for Dennis.
Greyghost vs. Caroline No.
Greyghost vs. shirtlessness.
Perseid, Cruickshank; Cruickshank, Perseid.
This actually really happened too.
Again with the Professionals.
Someone tries to kill Perseid.
The Fantasy Arc
Who's buying, who's selling.
Damsel in distress.
Dennis reports in from Narnia or someplace.
Dennis collects evidence.
Coming soon: the Ordeal of the Eft.
It's like that scene from The Empire Strikes Back.
The subtle art of the gavotte.
Guest post by Shenaniga.
Dennis in a pit.
What happened at the ball, part 1.
What happened at the ball, part 2.
What happened at the ball, part 3.
A whole new kind of malfunction.
Dennis vs. Shenaniga.
Camping in the dragon's den.
Well, this certainly is a revolting development.
Small talk, I said, and went away from there.
The best plan.
Well, that part's over.
How they got changed back.
Planning strategy against Redburn.
What Dennis is listening to now.
Aftereffects of polymorphing.
Torque and Perseid vs. Redburn.
Wrapping up a few details.
Costume drop in the ladies' room.
Another Underhand meeting.
Surefire's secret identity.
Taxonomy of superhero flight.
Hunting the Professionals.
Professionals back in the clink.
A play in one act.
Greyghost and Perseid vs. the Puppy-Kickers.
Good news that you're going to hate.
The superheroes of Empire City.
How many superheroes does it take to change a light bulb?
Dennis vs. Ingrid.
What's with cats?
The office was filled with mannequins.
What to call this place.
The Hallowe'en rush.
Perseid vs. the Four of Shadow.
I miss baseball.
Mannequins playing baseball.
Perseid vs. winter.
The roots of anarchy.
Mannequin freedom day.
Icecap is helpful.
Perfectly good three-hole punch.
Greyghost vs. the Cool Ghoul.
Nobody got what was going on here when I first wrote it. It's a temporary parallel-world thing where women are men and men are women.
The Defense Posse.
Secret identity camouflage.
Perseid vs. Marauder.
Grappling-hook gun pickup.
Trivia interlude by the author
Twenty superheroes; name the source material.
The Space Arc
Now that's a plot twist if ever there was one.
A foursome for bridge.
The Poplar Drive.
Ingrid Ratstar kind of has a ring to it.
How lovely are thy branches.
Fehnruller and Misty.
Planning is hard.
Reconnaissance, part 2.
Malfunctioning keyboard: the revenge.
Dennis, space explorer.
What's so funny?
Life among the bullywugs.
Not out of the woods yet.
Sounds like a pretty exciting adventure.
Back into the normal routine.
Itzhak and Kwu.
Greyghost vs. the ultimate menace.
I miss baseball, part 2.
The Intrigue Arc
Dennis is angry.
Why Dennis is angry.
It's Valentine's Day.
A very special supervillain.
Disaster disaster disaster.
Right on the tip of my brain.
Eureka. So what?
Greyghost vs. the Defense Posse.
Stuck in the elevator.
The usefulness of informants.
Dennis does something kind of stupid.
Boston Creme donut.
Dennis is a jerk.
Encased in ice, part 1.
Encased in ice, part 2.
Prowl is a superhero.
Preparing for Scorch.
Ron and Linnet.
McClay's Frozen Pancakes.
The Power Arc
Put your money where your mouth is.
This is so cool.
Greyghost knows something.
Torque and Frequent Flyer vs. Evil Danny Wilcox.
Icecap vs. Frequent Flyer.
Greyghost and Prowl vs. Frequent Flyer.
Back to Underhand.
The big wedding.
Taxonomy of superhero masks.
Big day tomorrow.
Empathetic Dennis is empathetic.
SPIA meeting coming up.
You can't spell “Greyghost" without “host".
SPIA meeting over.
SPIA meeting, part 1.
SPIA meeting, part 2.
SPIA meeting, part 3.
Dennis2 is missing.
How Ingrid met Greyghost.
Door number three.
Pros and cons.
The Thunderhead Arc
I don't know. Third base.
Fourteen years of picking apples.
New instruments for the school band.
The plot thickens.
The Defense Posse vs. the Professionals.
Didn't you just say that?
Forty thousand details.
Greyghost vs. Alabaster.
Inkling and Omicron.
Not part of the job description.
The doctor will see you now.
Dennis uses his superpowers, part 1.
Dennis uses his superpowers, part 2.