Wednesday, March 25, 2020

Legion of Super-Heroes #5 Review

What Happened That You Have to Know About:

The Legion talks their way out of their confrontation with the Science Police. Brainiac 5 picks up the trail of Aquaman's trident, and sends a team after it. Superboy completes the orientation video, and learns that the Legion's purpose in bringing him to the future was to ensure, through him, that the present, on which reality depends, would be saved. And then there's a cliffhanger ending of a mysterious nature.


Well, the big revelation about why they recruited Superboy takes the wind out of my sails a little bit. It's a perfectly reasonable premise, and one that's consistent with previous portrayals of the Legion, but it's still disappointing to me. See, I like it when the Legion is in the centre of their own stories, and having the 21st century be the key era necessarily puts the Legion in a secondary role and the current-day heroes, especially Superboy, in the centre. I get why they did it. I just don't prefer it, that's all.

Now here's something I do like. We get a lot of Brainiac 5 this issue: first, his speech to the Science Police; second, his conversation with Lightning Lad, Saturn Girl, and Cosmic Boy in Superboy's orientation flashback. And he's shown as very intelligent, yes, but also emotionally intelligent, which he absolutely should be, and he's patient and empathetic, and he communicates with people on their own wavelengths. Up until now my favourite Brainy portrayal was the Levitz-era Brainy, who could be both arrogant and wise. Reboot and threeboot Brainy was/were obnoxious, which could be funny, but I never thought it was a good way to go. Animated Brainy was more earnest, which I appreciated. But fourboot Brainy may be my new favourite.

The scenes in the orientation, where the idea for the Legion is being formulated... to me, this is one of the strengths of this series. I like how Lightning Lad and Saturn Girl and Cosmic Boy and RJ Brande and Brainy love the idea. I like how they're thinking big. How they know each other so quickly, because suddenly they have so much in common that they care about. Bendis's knack for putting this across is basically something that is just always going to work on me.

That said, we're five issues in, and I had been hoping for more motion on Aquaman's trident by now.

I had been hoping for more information on just what Rose had to say to the Legion! It's obviously important.

Every now and then there's a detail in the dialogue that makes me narrow my eyes and wonder if Bendis forgot how to language or if it's intended to be some kind of futuristic syntax. I'm assuming it's the second one, and, if so, I think I approve. One thing that's just a straight out mistake, though, is Lightning Lad asking, "Who's justice?" instead of "Whose". But it's a good question and one that I hope does not fall out of the conversation. I'm sure that superheroes think about that stuff all the time, but it doesn't always make it to the page.

Bring on issue #6. I hope we get some kind of resolution to some of this; it feels like we've just been feeding out line for a few issues now.

- okay, just what is the deal with Invisible Kid? He's Jacques here, but I clearly remember he was Lyle in an earlier issue
- all the racial, species, and costume changes these dozens of characters have gotten in this version, and the thing that's shaking me the most is Bouncing Boy's hair colour going from black to brown
- so Computo's a Legionnaire. That's good, and I hope she plays a real role in the stories and isn't just furniture
- I have hit my limit for the word 'qrot'. Enough for now. Maybe bring it back once next year
- "Pqolmorph", on the other hand, intrigues me
- were Brainy and Chameleon Boy flirting a bit there?
- Sir Oliver Queen the Eleventh

Art: 98 panels/23 pages = 4.3 panels/page. 1 splash page, 3 double-page spreads, 2 cases of multiple panels spread over 2 pages. Do I have this right? 23 pages? That's what it looks like. It's my first time doing this with digital comics.

Anyway, check out page...I think it's 4? Sook gives us a mix-and-match effect of Brainy dealing with two places at once. (Or possibly three.) It's neat.


This current pandemic is part of the great struggle of our generations, and it's time for us to rise to the occasion. Listen to the medical experts, use your best judgment, and help other people if you can. It's going to be a hard time, but we are humans, and humans have a long history of doing hard things.

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Wednesday, March 18, 2020

Drura Sehpt's Great Revenge on Legion Abstract

Here's what's going on. I ain't braving The 19 and leaving the house just to go buy comics, so that's one thing, and I'm trying for the first time to use Comixology, so's I can get this week's issue in a timely fashion, but LSH v8 #5 isn't out yet on Comixology, near as I can tell, so that's another thing. So, no review tonight, but it'll be along as soon as I can contrive.

Wednesday, February 19, 2020

Legion of Super-Heroes #4 Review

What Happened That You Have to Know About:

We get the first half of the Legion's origin, and it's actually a lot like the origin we've long been familiar with. The Science Police kindasorta places the Legionnaires under arrest.


I won't spoil it for you, but there was a moment during this issue when I said to myself, "Oh, is that what they're doing!"

The origin of the Legion, as Bendis and Sook give it to us here, is neither shocking nor innovative; it's a variation on things we've seen before. Like most of the Legionnaires themselves, for that matter. Or the villains. This all fits in with my notion that they're putting their imagination into the setting.

But never mind what the origin is; let's look at when it is. Issue #4. I regard this as a sensible and conservative time for an origin story. A review of when we found out the origin story for previous Legion versions:
- original: several years into the run, which is odd, but it was the Silver Age and the state of the art was not quite so advanced then
- reboot: immediately. They started at the beginning
- threeboot: never
- animated: middle of Season Two

The fourboot, so far, has been reminding me a lot of the threeboot in various ways, but this is a minor point of difference. The threeboot got some mileage out of dropping hints about the origin of the team, but never actually got around to telling the story. I like the way they teased us with it, but certainly the threeboot wasn't any stronger for Waid and Kitson never actually showing their cards. Bendis has avoided that here, giving us their origin story in the first arc but not right off the bat. It's a very new-reader-friendly way of doing it, which, again, is consistent with the rest of the series: competent, but not inspired.

Which I'm glad to have! When was the last time a regular Legion comic was this good? Legion of Super-Heroes in the 31st Century, I guess.

The bulk of the book is the time we spend learning about the three founders and how they came to meet. It's pretty strong. Titan and Winath and Braal are vividly portrayed and contrasted against each other, and we get to know Saturn Girl and Lightning Lad and Lightning Lass a lot better. (Cosmic Boy less so. Not sure I really get him yet.) Exactly the kind of thing we need more of.

I was expecting the origin only to take one issue, but splitting it into two gives us something to look forward to next issue, as does whatever's going on with the Science Police. Perfectly sensible way of building a comic. But, you know, it's not the origin itself that intrigues me. I mean, it's fine and I want to know, but what I really want to know is what Rose has had to say to the Legion. I mean, that's likely to be more important, right?

- anyone else find the Interlac distracting? I've been skipping over it on my first couple of read-throughs and coming back to it when I have leisure to translate it
- how long before we get Supergirl in the Legion? I bet it's coming
- the Horraz again. What's so great about the Horraz?
- of course we're going to need to learn how Lightning Lass became Light Lass. Assuming that's what happens
- I wonder if one of those security guys at the meeting is Blok


103 panels/22 pages = 4.7 panels/page. One splash page; three cases of art being spread over two facing pages.

Have you noticed that the panel count has been creeping up? Steadily since #1. This issue is in the range of "actually pretty good" by that measure. Fewer splash pages, but Sook can still indulge his habit of sprawling across two pages.

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Wednesday, January 15, 2020

Legion of Super-Heroes #3 Review

What Happened That You Have to Know About: Ultra Boy's dad, the leader of Rimbor, fights the Legion over the whole trident thing, and they bring him back to Legion HQ. Superboy brings Robin to the 31st century, but the Legion says this is a bad idea so they mindwipe him and put him back. Saturn Girl tries a neat trick to try to get information out of Mordru, but it doesn't work. And maybe the trident has been stolen again?

Review: Before I got away to the comic shop I saw a couple of people saying that this was the best issue yet of this young series. I don't know about that, but there certainly is a lot of chewy detail that makes it a good read.

In a sense this is kind of a false start of an issue: it's a lot of people trying things that don't work. Superboy recruiting Robin; the Legion reaching out to Crav, the General Nah; Saturn Girl trying the old switcheroo on Mordru.* I am not saying, "This sucks, nothing happened, what the hell." Stuff certainly did happen, and since I don't know where the story is going I can't say that we didn't make progress toward the ending. Maybe I'll look back from issue #6 and go, "Oh, I get what they were doing."

I do think that the use of Robin was a cheap trick. I have a lot of time for cheap tricks, but it's best to call them what they are. Are lots of Batman and/or Robin fans going to buy this comic because of this low-impact cameo appearance? I hope so. I guess.

We are slowly getting more details on the Legionnaires themselves. I guess this is how it's going to work. Little bit of Ultra Boy, Dawnstar, Mon-El this time around. Problem is, there are lots of Legionnaires who badly need more than a little bit of attention. Going to take forever.

The second fight scene against C,tGN didn't do much for me. Yet another fight involving the entire Legion, in which Saturn Girl tries to put the adversary to sleep. Sorry, Imra, he's got more than 4 HD; ain't gonna work. I wonder if it wouldn't be better to deal with smaller groups of Legionnaires issue-by-issue and save the big group scenes for special occasions. I mean, the whole point of having that many people around is that they don't have to stay in a big group; they can split up and tackle separate problems. Maybe lots of separate problems!

Overall I don't think I would say that this is the best issue yet. I think the way to look at it is, with every issue, we get a better sense of what's going on, not only in the story but in the series overall, and the more that gets developed, the better our experience is. So there is a cumulatively increasing effect here, but I wouldn't put #3 over #2 on that basis.

Anyway! Keep 'em coming!

- "Dawnstar Gr'ell". No, don't do that. Yeah, I know. But don't do that
- anybody know what show it is that Superboy and Robin like?
- okay, so, the double-page spread: there *are* other people in the Metropolis area; it isn't just the Legion
- if the trident has been stolen again, it'd be nice if we, you know, saw it happen instead of being told about it
- next issue: some answers, it looks like
- Mongul! That actually works for me
- I wonder if C,tGN's colourful underlings are supposed to have, like, names and personalities and stuff, or if we'll ever see them again
- why is the Gotham police commissioner using a Frichtman tag? I thought they were supposed to be obscure tech

Art: 96 panels/22 pages = 4.4 panels/page. 2 splash pages, 1 double-page spread, 1 other instance of the art being spread over two pages.

Still splashpagier than I'd like, but beautiful. I like the different facial expressions on the cover. I wonder about Chameleon Boy's design... his new more-alien look seems less expressive than his previous portrayals. You know? And there's no reason for Chameleon Boy of all people not to be expressive.


* Switcheru.

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Thursday, January 02, 2020

Could the Terminator Kill the Road Runner?

Typical question about superheroes. Who's the strongest, or, who's the most powerful, or, who would win in a fight. The correct answer, of course, is that it depends on who's writing the story and how they want it to come out. That's entirely true, but a) it's not interesting, and b) there's more than that to be said about it.

I propose to spend some time applying this question to the Legion of Super-Heroes. I already know where I'm going with it, but as I type this I don't know all the places I'm going to hit on the way there.

Anyway, one of the aspects of this question that affects what kind of answer you get is just how you frame it. Let's take the common example of Batman and Superman. Is Batman stronger than Superman? Clearly he is not. Is Batman more powerful than Superman? In the senses of the world "powerful" that we are most likely to be talking about, no, he is not. Could Batman beat Superman in a fight? Now, here, we finally have something that some people would answer "yes" to.

So: who's the strongest Legionnaire?

There are a lot of Legionnaires with super-strength, but they're not all equal; nobody's going to put Colossal Boy, Timber Wolf, Blok and Kent Shakespeare up against the really big guns. No, the ones in the conversation here are Superboy, Supergirl, Mon-El, Ultra Boy, Laurel Gand, Kon-El, Thunder, and Superman-X. And I think Thunder, Ultra Boy and Kon-El are generally seen as a notch below the rest of them in sheer strength. (I do think that!) For the other five, we could probably find rationales to parse it out, but the specific details probably wouldn't be particularly satisfying or persuasive. Bottom line: the strongest Legionnaire is Superboy, or Supergirl, or Mon-El, or Laurel, or Kell-El.

The most powerful Legionnaire might be the same person! It's certainly not a dumb thing to say, that Superboy is the most powerful Legionnaire. But this is where a lot of people will point to Mon-El, saying that Superboy is vulnerable to Kryptonite, which Mon-El isn't, while Mon has his serum to protect him from lead; therefore Mon-El is more powerful. Point taken. I'd like to mention a couple of other Legionnaires in this context, though: Wildfire can certainly command an amount of raw power comparable to the Kryptonians/Daxamites, for one. The White Witch also. The new Dr. Fate character? Maybe!

When it comes to "who would win in a fight", things get really complicated. Because a lot of Legionnaires have powers that allow them to command a lot of power under certain circumstances, or that can be used in a versatile way, or a way that allows them to trump a lot of their opponents' abilities. Let's run through some of them:

- the White Witch, if she had enough prep time, could come up with some kind of spell that could handle any or all opponents
- Chemical King and Chemical Kid could defeat any opponent by stopping the chemical reactions that allow their physical bodies to operate (although, now that I think of it, that wouldn't work on Quislet or, during much of the threeboot, Dream Girl)
- Earth-Man, depending on who he's been hanging out with, might be incandescently powerful, to the point where he'd be a match for anybody
- Element Lad, during his time as the Progenitor, showed how powerful he could theoretically become
- what if Infectious Lass researched a bunch of, like, Kryptonian diseases, and...
- a couple of different times, Paul Levitz used Polar Boy as the Legion's ultimate weapon, showing how his cold-projection powers, if pushed to their maximum, could shut any opponent down
- it isn't so much that Saturn Girl is more powerful than the other Legionnaires as it is that none of the others are as good as she is at fighting in her particular arena. The only other one worth mentioning is Tellus, and I think it's canon that she's a better telepath than he is

But all of this is particularly theoretical. It's not just arguments for how things would play out; it's arguments for how things maybe could play out, if all went well. It's more obviously in the hands of the writer at the time.

One other Legionnaire I'd like to mention this time is Dawnstar. Now, I'm not going to sit here and tell you that Dawnstar is a world-beater like some Legionnaires are. She's a tracker, not a stomper. But do you realize how fast she is? In space, she can fly faster than light. If I remember her DC Comics RPG stats right, she can fly a lot faster than light*, and she doesn't really have to exert herself to do so. It's just a thing she can do. This puts her, as far as raw speed alone is concerned, ahead of all DC's other speed-based characters, including her teammates Superboy and Supergirl and XS... although, of course, they can do speed-related tricks that she can't do, like time travel and phasing through walls.

But you see my point, right? Dawny has a thing she can do that puts her way out in front of everyone else in one category. Superboy, strong as he is, doesn't: with all of his powers he doesn't have anything that separates him from a lot of similarly super characters. Most of what makes him special when comparing him to other Kryptonian-type characters is a kind of privilege. If we say he'd be the one to win in a fight, it's because, you know, he's Superboy; who the flip else are you going to pick?

Still: we could imagine someone who could fly faster than Dawny. There wouldn't necessarily be a point in such a character, but we could do it. Superboy's strong, but we could imagine someone stronger. Dawnstar's fast, but we could imagine someone faster. Star Boy can make things heavy, but we can imagine someone who could make them heavier. But there's one Legionnaire that we can't do this with. There's one Legionnaire, and it's someone we haven't mentioned yet, whose power is absolute.

(And I don't mean Polar Boy, who can strain himself to project coldness of absolute zero. Just because the universe provides him with his limit doesn't mean he doesn't have a limit.)

I'm talking, of course, of Matter-Eater Lad.

He can eat anything.


(Any thing, that is; he can't eat energy. He's not Energy-Eater Lad. Also, we're talking about original M-E Lad here; reboot M-E Lad had his powers nerfed down to having strong acids in his mouth, and we didn't get to see enough of threeboot M-E Lad.)

The most famous example of this was the Miracle Machine, an ancient indestructible artifact that granted wishes. It could do anything. The Legionnaires, who were guarding it against those who would misuse it, tried lots of things to destroy it, because it was obviously insanely dangerous to have around. Nothing worked, because it's an ancient indestructible artifact. Then Matter-Eater Lad ate it, because Matter-Eater Lad can eat anything.

So that's where I was going with this: there is a narrow sense in which Matter-Eater Lad is the most powerful Legionnaire. No wonder they wanted him on the team! Everyone else's powers top out at one point or another... but not his.


* I know that this makes no actual sense when you consider things like "physics". Just go with it

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