Look, Nah, No Hands

 Recently had an exchange on Bluesky with a chap who said, in relation to the current political situation in the United States, "We need the Legion!" To which my response was, if I remember right, "No, we need the Authority!" Maybe I don't have the Authority analyzed quite right here, but my point was that Donald Trump doesn't make a great Legion of Super-Heroes villain specifically.

It's true that the LSH has brought down corrupt politicians in the past. There was the story in the Baxter run, about Universo's pet president. There was the reboot sequence where Cosmic Boy outsmarts President Chu and ends her regime. Still, I would say that the first is really a story about the Legion versus Universo, and I would say that the second is a long-running subplot.

But! There was a Legion story in which the world faced immense political corruption, violent revolution and even more violent reprisals, isolation from traditional allies, and ecological disaster. This was the Terra Mosaic story in the Five Years Later era (written by Keith Giffen and Tom and Mary Bierbaum). Basically, the Dominion had infiltrated Earth's government and installed its own puppets, to Earth's great detriment, and various Legion-related characters got involved with the resistance to this government in different ways.

When the conflict between the government and resistance boiled over into a full-on war, the United Planets calls in the Legion to go in and help. And the Legion, uncharacteristically, refuses. They say, no, Earth has to win this fight itself. Earth is fighting for its own soul. Of course the Legion could intervene and turn a victory over to the people of Earth, but it was the people of Earth who let the Dominion take over in the first place, who accepted their influence, and now it's the people of Earth who have to throw it off.

This brings to my mind Lex Luthor's complaint about Superman, that Superman's presence makes the Earth dependent on him and unable to achieve the greatness that they otherwise could. I don't think Luthor is correct, because I don't think Superman does make the Earth dependent on him... but if 30th-century Earth slid into brutal tyranny of their own weakness, they would be dependent on the Legion if they needed the Legion to pull them out of it. And, note, most of the Legionnaires at the time were no more Earthlings than Superman is.

Similarly in 2026 reality. It wasn't Universo who inflicted Donald Trump on the world. We, collectively, did that ourselves. I'm as prone as anyone to imagining how the Legion of Super-Heroes, or Superman, or Light Yagami, might use their abilities to bail us out of this widening gyre, but we'd still be the same people at the end of it, and if we got ourselves in trouble once, we'd do it again. We've got to fix it ourselves, and we've got to learn, and we've got to change, and we've got to teach our children wisdom.